TO WED AND BEHEAD : ch01
EREN/LEVI • RATED T
— hella cliché arranged marriage au
What do you do when your kingdom’s about to go bankrupt? Crossdress as a princess so you can marry a rich prince, of course. That’s obviously the most logical way to go about this according to his parents. And to make matters worse, the rich prince is a teeny tiny, insufferably irritable, completely constipated asshole. Someone help him, please.
CH: FULL • [ 01 ]
— a/n: i told myself not to start anything until i finish my current projects, but here i am (whoopsie). also this is a not-so-serious fic, i apologize in advance.
okay ur the one who wrote junkyard dogs right?? well plz tell me eren and levi lived happily ever after I mean I know it was implied but I need to know for sure (I binge read the whole thing in one day x_x)
hey there! oh goodness, i applaud you for binge reading that entire thing (hopefully it wasn’t unpleasant)!
and aahh, i mostly left the ending for my readers to decide. however, i personally wouldn’t say that it’s a “happily ever after” ending. it’s more or less a “everything seems okay now” ending — which could be a happy end if you choose to see it as such!
thanks for reading m’dear! treat yourself to some ice cream for binge reading all of that ok ?? xoxo
ERWIN/LEVI • RATED T
— dumb road trip au by acidtowns
Erwin and Levi go on a cross-country road trip complete with getting lost, sleeping in parking lots, and (not so much unrequited) pining. Seriousness not included. Smut sold separately.
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mr. smith, please
Levi comes into the bedroom wearing nothing but the fishnet stockings he had purchased from the Halloween store earlier that day. He’s feeling particularly sexy this evening, and there’s no better way to show off his sexiness than dressing like a half-assed hooker and posing sensually against the door frame of Erwin’s bedroom.
the-lone-sky said: *pushes up glasses* so when’s Erwin getting a blowjob from Levi while he’s driving
but the answer is never bc i can’t write the uh-oh B^(